Here I am, talking to a college friend into the early hours. Spurred by nostalgia, I found myself shifting through the internet for all things Columbia. Somehow or another (and it all began with trying to remember if Fayerweather was indeed spelled with a Y or not), I found Tony Kushner’s 2004 Class Day speech. The hilarious speech (complete with ample jabs at Columbia’s hate for and inferiority complex about Princeton) can be found in its entirety here, but here is a really splendid excerpt.
“This is the Columbia dialectic, the New York City dialectic, all this spectacular symmetry, all this Euclidean geometry, all this rational griddage is a lattice entwined with floribund, uncontrolled and uncontrollable vines, shoots, roots, fruits, leaves, bees, busily cross-pollinating. This box, this machine, this is a crystal incubatory whence comes the fluid, the protean, the revolutionary, the non-mechanical, the non-commodified, the non-fetishized, the human. The air this morning is electric. You have fed, you have sated, you’re ready; and every step you take from this point on counts. This is your Code Orange: Life and its terrors, terrible and splendid, awaits. I know I speak for Jon, Warren and Justice Ruth — seek the truth; when you find it, speak the truth; interrogate mercilessly the truth you’ve found; and act, act, act. The world is hungry for you, the world has waited for you, the world has a place for you. Take it. Mazel tov. Change the world.”